Welcome to the 2020 edition of the Greylock Eggplant. We recognize how hard it will be to compete with the joys and triumphs 2020 has brought, but we thought we’d give it a shot.
Due to the recent stock market crash, the Greylock Eggplant has found themselves 50 cents short of being able to pull off a print edition. Unfortunately, the Eggplant’s budget has been slashed in half due to their poorly timed investment in the airline industry. Thanks a lot, Charlie. And to think, Clara even suggested an investment in cleaning products. We also like astrology now? 2020’s been a wild year — as the stars predicted. Thanks for reading, Capricorns! And Libras, please hold your judgment. It’s been a long month.