In This Issue: 

Snews & Spoofs:

• School Committee Scraps Turf; Instead Votes on Favor of Organic Cannabis Farm
• 2 in 650: An Interview with Class Dads
• Mount Greylock “Loves” the Arts
• Wordle takes Over…
• Paint in the Academic Wing; Still Dry?
• “I’m just so full of pride,” Dicaprio Says About Fiancé
• McCarthy Baby was Born to Facilitate
• Retitling the Star Wars Films to Make Them More Accurate
• Whether he’s a Weather Man or Weather God: High School English Teacher Controls County Weather
• Student Council Takes Action: High School and Elementary School Switch Start Times