In This Issue:
Snews & Spoofs:
- Confirmed: Mountie Mascot Real
- 1 in 650: Snowflake
- Student Art Features
- Recipe Corner: Second Semester Slop
- News in Brief
- Greylock Closes Restrooms, Opens Woods
- The Need for NeeDoh
- Girl Scout cookie Ring Uncovered
- Dr. Burdick: Supervillain or Superstar?
- JV: The Badminton Champ
- Mat Sledding Makes It to Olympics!
- Athlete LOWlights: Why We Lost the Game
- College Sux!
- Follow Up: Where All Those Spoons Went
- AI Infiltration: Don’t Trust the Loudspeaker!
- Amusement
