In This Issue: 

Snews & Spoofs:

• Is a “Burdick Dynasty” Imminent?
• 1 in 650: An Interview With the Empty Band Room
• Classes to Finish Out Third Quarter with “Lord of the Flies” Themed Units
• Fitness Scores Skyrocket as Testing Day Move Online
• Cohort Wars
• Mount Greylock Regional School Opts to Make All Zoom Links Public
• Six COVID-19 Problems and Possible Solutions, One Year Later
• Retitling The Harry Potter Series, Because I can
• College Board Recruits at Greylock for Pyramid Scheme
• Editor-in-Chief McWeeny Goes on Wild Rampage
• Sudoku (Easy)
• A Brief History of the “Mountie”