2023 Eggplant Print Edition

In This Issue: 

Snews & Spoofs:

  • Mount Greylock Attendance Decreases By Seventy Percent
  • 1 in 650: An Interview with a Horrible Student
  • The Daily Grind: 8:30 PM to 3:40 AM
  • Admin Debates Phone Policy While Keeping Student Access to Minecraft in Mind
  • Additional latin Teacher Hired
  • Student Council lCollapse Imminent
  • AI Chatbot Profiles
  • Intrinsic Motivation in Senior Class
  • Science Stays Outside Forever
  • Local Eggplant Writer Turns In Thirty Thousand Word Article (30,000??(
  • Students Physically Punished for Being Tardy
  • Student Art Feature
  • Study Shows All Your Teachers Actually Hate You
  • Retitling The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
  • New MG Sport: 12 Ball